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IM LAUGHING SO MucH
CARROTS
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Pug puppies taking a bath (x).
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things that i need in my life right now:
- sex
- cheese pizza
- ice cream
- sex
- rough sex
- gentle sex
- more ice cream
- cuddling
- S E X
- more pizza
Scumbag Period
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period:
WAKE UP ASSHOLE, YOU GOT CRAMPS.
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period:
How bout an entire chocolate cake for breakfast?
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period:
How's that back pain? Feeling better? Let's fix that.
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period:
Find a cookie as big as a house and eat it.
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period:
See a male specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
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period:
Where's your Tic Tac box filled with ibuprofen?
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period:
Got things to do? Don't care. Sleep.
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period:
For dinner you're eating an entire bag of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.
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period:
Breeze blows by. Instantly horny.
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period:
You didn't like those brand new underwear right?
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period:
Yell at a puppy.
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period:
Close eyes and wait for repeat tomorrow.
What women think about during sex.
hedgehug
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Ohyes ;D
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